July 2012
guys really
i left for a week (and feel so much the better for it) and i GAINED 4 followers and didn’t lose a single one.
pls to explain
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[[MORE]]sick of everything about me.
leaving tumblr for a while i can’t hack it.
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
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katerhymess:
becky182:
i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is.
I have none of these… *creys*
you just gotta BELIEVE that your taste in music is the only taste worth having. can’t help you out too much on the boob front i mostly pretend
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becky182:
i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is.
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gabilliamqueen:
if you ever feel bad just remember that william beckett use to fangirl over midtown but now hes shipped with the lead singer by thousands of teenage girls ok theres hope for everyone
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ra-ra-rasputin:
and i won’t feel
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talking with my 13 year old sister about how we should open a sanctuary for all the dogs, lemurs, sloths, teacup pigs, giraffes and other adorable animals and she paused and then said
“…and ryan gosling”
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frezned:
An example of a sad moment is one where you realise that “- Nobody, ever” jokes are drop-in interchangeable with “…. NOT!” jokes
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karatechoponthelungs:
hahahahaha later pheasants
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No but really
katerhymess:
How many Step Up films do we really need?
i think a billion was the last pitch?
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shaving in winter
spilt-milk:
too cold to turn water off can’t find right angle to rest foot on wall to shave leg can’t sit on floor because water is on water washes shaving gel off head down to look where I’m shaving hair falls in front of face fucking beard of water from my chin, directly onto the gel cut ankle get out of shower, fucking niagara falls out of tiny cut can’t find bandaids where the fuck are...
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Rare Words
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually...
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cosmo tip #309
expertcosmotips:
dont use a condom hot girls cant get pregnant
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i’ve said it before i’ll say it again feelings are stupid and redundant and why bother blogging them.
why.
grow up.
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forever jealous that i can't grow a beard
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Outnumbered
quicksummary:
Claire Skinner and the guy from Mock the Week who isn’t Frankie Boyle or the bald one or the Irish one have three kids: Jake, a moody teenager who ends up being pretty hot; Ben, who is literally Alan Davies; and little Karen, who is the single most badass character in the history of the world. That’s it. That’s the show.
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supercatural:
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
