it is 5.8 degrees in melbourne right now. according to the weather channel website it feels like 1.8 degrees why WHY WHAT NO WE ARE IN AUSTRALIA PEOPLE AUSTRALIA IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY AND KANGAROOS AND DESERT SUN SURF AND BARBECUE AND UGH NO YOU ARE WRONG. i feel sorry for anyone who is out in the world and isn’t where i am.
Anonymous asked: If you had to pick one word, your favourite, or one that really meant something to you what would it be?
WOAH WHO JUST FELT THAT?!
sasha-c-sasha: My bed just started shaking and then at first I was like “YAY!” and then I was like “hang on, I’m not having sex! There’s another reason my bed is shaking wtf is going on?!” yes me! My family all turned to each other in genuine confusion saying “who put the washing machine on?” And i said “Guys Guys Its a tremor Come on”
redamancer asked: I imagine a kiss from you is much like dancing through a forest.
Anonymous asked: Balls.
entertain me, tumblr pls →
naoiu: can’t see because you can’t find your glasses can’t find your glasses because you can’t see
pizza for dinner pizza for dinner yeah
pizza pizza p i z z a
tonight was excellent in strengthening bonds and making me feel good about myself and generally feeling well liked and like people actually enjoy being around me. today in general, actually.
i washed my hair at 8.30 last night
it still isn’t entirely dry. ok then.